I know, it’s iffy for me to talk about money, but I thought it would be tacky to sign in as Sylvia to post this:

What if the church were run like an airline?

The people at Church Marketing Sucks added some more ideas. My favorite:

You would arrive on a Sunday only to find out the service didn’t begin until Monday, and if you didn’t stick around, you would lose five hundred bucks.

You’ll want to get here extra early this Sunday with more snow on the way, but be aware that we might spend some extra time on the Call to Worship while we de-ice the Bibles.